Survey USA reports that That Prick From College holds a narrow advantage over That Jerkoff You Hated In High School in the organization’s last poll before today’s Congressional primary election.
In the poll, That Prick From College earned 34 percent of likely voters, while That Jerkoff You Hated In High School made up ground recently, taking in 32 percent of respondents. The results revealed a high level of undecideds, who felt that neither candidate espoused their views, though none of were quite aware that other voters felt that way, too.
In a hard fought campaign, tracking poll data indicated a number of lead shifts as voters were barraged with a hail of attack ads and endless billboards, with accusations of foul play and questions of personal integrity overshadowing what many political experts believe are small, imperceptible differences between the candidates.
A decided lack of personal outreach by both That Prick From College and That Jerkoff You Hated In High School also made it difficult for voters to decide just who deserved their vote.
State officials expect a record turnout in today’s vote.
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