In a shock, impromptu press conference outside her home in Wasilla, former Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission Chair, former Vice Presidential nominee and former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin announced her resignation from being Sarah Palin.
“It has been my great honor to serve as Sarah Palin,” Palin said in prepared remarks, “but I believe that I can serve Sarah Palin better in another, less restrictive capacity.”
Citing the pressures of not writing a book; not running a state; not giving paid speeches and not serving as an active grandmother for a teenage mother; the Alaska Republican reasoned her ambitions for Sarah Palin would be less inhibited by the responsibilities she accrued and ignored as Sarah Palin.
“In this economy, with so many people struggling, I had to make a decision as to how best I can help, and it is with great difficulty that I reached this conclusion, but I know that this allows me to best make a difference in the life of Sarah Palin,” Palin told a raucous crowd of supporters that had paid the $500 donation fee to watch Palin quit.
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