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Bayh Retirement Spurs Rare Bipartisan...

Following Democratic Indiana Senator Evan Bayh’s Monday announcement that he would not be...

Feb 16th

Steele Proposes 'Sex Tape Stimulust'...

Inspired by the back to back nights of national exposure for the participants in a famed 2005 sex...

Feb 9th

Josh Groban Shows Up at Tea Party...

Scanning through early Saturday morning television and eating his customary breakfast of organic...

Feb 8th

Wall Street To Hold Telethon for Goldman...

Reacting swiftly and with the compassion it is so often accused of lacking, Wall Street’s top...

Feb 6th

Democrats Write Angry Letter

Politically stung and legislatively out maneuvered much of the last year, Senate Democratic leaders...

Feb 5th

Scott Brown Electrifies Teen Senate Fan...

It started with a whisper, a faint “there he is,” traveling like a hormonal game of...

Feb 4th

John McCain Looked Really Hot Arguing...

Move over Scott Brown; John McCain is the new “it” boy of the Senate Republican Caucus. ...

Feb 3rd

Coburn Announces Hold On Son's Lunch...

Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn, a noted fiscal conservative and sometimes budget hawk, announced on...

Feb 2nd

Poll: Prick From College Leads Jerk You...

Survey USA reports that That Prick From College holds a narrow advantage over That Jerkoff You Hated...

Feb 2nd

Breaking: Sarah Palin Resigns From Being...

In a shock, impromptu press conference outside her home in Wasilla, former Alaska Oil and Gas...

Feb 2nd

Senate Republicans Refuse To Call Deli

Senate business came to a grinding halt on Monday, as the Republican minority obstructed a voice...

Feb 1st

RSN Returns

After a year in the political wilderness, ReallySeriousNews.com has returned, according to sources...

Feb 1st